Malay to English

by god she, god here he, god the poor bastard was, gosh he is, gosh he, heavens it, holy crap he, holy shit it is, jeepers he, jeez she, jesus christ he is, jesus he is, my duds it is, my god doctor he, my god he is, my god she is, oh christ here it, oh hell he is, oh lord she, oh man she is, oh my gosh he is,